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What do you call a man who rescues drowning spooks from the sea?
A ghost guard!

How did the witch know it was exactly twelve midday?
She used her Witch Watch!

What do you call the best dad in the World?
Top of the pops!

What is black, white and red?
An embarassed zebra!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.

What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles?
An elephant stuck in a revolving door.

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?
An Ig!

What goes black, white, black, white?
A Penguin.

What do sheep do on sunny days?
Have a baa - baa - cue!

What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I'll just hang around!!

Why did the cook get arrested?
Because he beat up an egg.

What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator?
Central bleating!

What's a monster's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato.

Why do some monsters eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook.

Why should you never tell a clock a secret?
Because time will tell.

What did the croaking frog say to his friend?
I think I've got a person in my throat!

How much did a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear!

What would you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

How does a skeleton call his friends?
On a telebone!

What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinkerbell

Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers!

What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-Cola!!

How did Noah see the animals on the Ark at night?
With flood lights!

What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!

What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment!!!

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